I check my breath
I invade people’s space
I pretend to be invisible
I dance like a mad man
I steal a fry
I eat all the marshmallows from the Lucky Charms
I make my escape
I have a good cry
I check on my kids as they sleep

© 2018 Jason A. Muckley

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This poem was brought about from a compilation of my favorite “safe for work” tweets from Twitter users with the hastag: #WhenNoOneIsLooking.